Nana’s had another one of her mental moments and decided to send out a second Round Robin to let you know what's going on at Gaffer Tapes HQ… just humour her.Read More
With no podcast this week due to an injury to one of the Gaffers (we'll talk about it next week... and laugh about it once the wounds have healed), we are giving you your much needed Fantasy Football fix through the medium of Joe Bloom's bloomin' beautiful bloody blog. Enjoy.Read More
With Gameweek 3 in the books (hooray) and an International Break this weekend (boo), Joe Bloom, manager of Que Sera Salah is here again to talk the trials and tribulations of his Togga Experience. God bless him, Mary Poppins.Read More
Once again, that cheeky little sausage Joe Bloom is here to recap his week playing draft fantasy football with the mighty Togga.... It's sort of like The Diary of Adrian Mole... I guess... I haven't read it.Read More
Like lots of you, Jack Saunders caught the Draft-Bug after listening to our Live Togga Draft Podcast and reading our Togga Blogga. Him and a few other Gaffer Tapes listeners decided to do their own Togga Draft. Here's how it went...Read More
With no award winning podcast this week due to “unforeseen circumstances”* - FPL expert, heartthrob and general Talk of the Town, Tom Holmes is here to give you a little Gameweek 34 Preview. You lucky sausages.
*Craig having to work late, the bloody idiot.Read More
Jack Saunders is a Spurs fan. He can't help it, bless him, it's like an illness. Luckily for us, Jack has taken time off from editing together the highlights of Tottenham's season for their 'We Finally Beat Arsenal and Came Second in the League' DVD Special and has written a cracking little letter to the Gaffers...Read More
He owns the coolest bar in London, he shares a name with one of the hardest bastards ever known to man and wangled himself a guest spot on the World's biggest FPL Podcast because he's the most mental fan ever... but Chuck Bailey has struggled with fantasy football this season. Here, the owner of Pimp Shuei gives us his 10 Fantasy Football Commandments... he also gets a little bit meta, too.Read More
News to some, Jürgen Klopp is not, primarily, a stand-up comedian. First and foremost, he is a sales man for car manufacturer Opel, specialising in TV advertisement, of course. British consumers will likely know Opel under its knock-off brand name Fox' Hole, whose cars have come impressively close to the orignals in shitty looks and nowadays mimic the perilous driving experience to a T...Read More
Following Southampton’s unexpected victory at Anfield in the EFL Cup, and their subsequent capitulation against Arsenal in the FA Cup, Chilean attacker, Alexis Sanchez, could have two blank gameweeks in the next four.Read More
Dimitri Payet does not want to play for West Ham United anymore and everyone is losing their poops as if that did not have to happen. Frankly, it is a minor miracle it did not happen earlier. Payet is a bit of a peacock, is he not? And the French are known to be snappy dressers anyway. So the fact that he managed to avoid any pictures of him wearing the Hammer's kit up until now, or never just walked passed a mirror by sheer bad luck, is simply astonishing.Read More
Max the Naked German writes his first blog for The Gaffer Tapes.
I think any real fan would agree that one of the great joys of watching football is to witness the flawless administration of the game, in accordance with the respective rules and regulations. An overarching schedule guarantees that on match day, the same sequence of events is followed in stadiums across the country, at precisely the same time...Read More
The ever impressive Gafferazette Petra Sakkinen goes above and beyond with a Christmas poem that will make you cry amaretto and Tizer. Look out for Gafferazzi namechecks, fpl gags and more meta mentions than you could throw a Stimmers at.Read More