Week 17: Don’t Make Any Rashford Decisions #FPL 18/19

Week 17: Don’t Make Any Rashford Decisions #FPL 18/19

We’ve saved the best ‘til last. Our final Patreon Guest-Host Johnny Worthington joins Tom and Ash for (probably) our last show of 2018 and provides some unique insight and an even uniquer quiz. We talk the Gameweek that was, and the Gameweek that will be, as well as a quick look at the busy Xmas fixture schedule. There’s some League of Power Bottom picks, it’s the biggest game of Timmy Tinker’s young life and there’s a Gaffer Tapes first as Father Christmas visits us in the studio.

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Week 15/16: Charlie Austin Ruins Dreams #FPL 18/19

Week 15/16: Charlie Austin Ruins Dreams #FPL 18/19

Our 4th Patreon Guest-Host Dan Parkinson joins us in the middle of Gameweek 15 as the scores (and disappointment) come in thick and fast. We discuss the much more successful Gameweek before it and the hopefully more successful one after it. There’s all the usual features including a brand new one we’re calling “The hosts get distracted by all the football scores coming in”. There’s a straightforward FPL quiz, some Power Bottoms and the best chapter of The Diary of Little Timmy Tinker to date - and that’s Ash saying that, and we know he never exaggerates.

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Week 14: A Hughes Decision to Make #FPL 18/19

Week 14: A Hughes Decision to Make #FPL 18/19

Another week, another brilliant Patreon Guest-Host join The Gaffers. Southampton fan Raphael Briand steps in for the ever elusive Mr Hazell to talk a very lively Gameweek 13 and despair at the current form of his beloved Saints. We talk the sack-race, whether Man City can actually go undefeated this season and we review - and set the alarm for - the “Double Cluster Bag” of fixtures that is Gameweeks 14 and 15. There’s social media questions, a quiz that one of The Gaffers absolutely bloody loved and it’s almost Prison Break time for Little Timmy Tinker.

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Week 13: The Foyth-sythe Saga #FPL 18/19

Week 13: The Foyth-sythe Saga #FPL 18/19

Tom and Ash are joined this week by our second Patreon Guest-Host John O’Gorman, who’s fills Craig’s skateboarding trainers perfectly to review the previous gameweek, pour scorn on the international break that preceded it and review the upcoming premier league fixtures. There’s VAR talk from Tom, Ranieri talk from John and sexy talk from Ash. We have some Mendy replacement chat, some Timmy Tinker, some strong power bottoms and a current affairs quiz for the ages... sorry, that takes ages.

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Week 12: Tears Of A Saint #FPL 18/19

Week 12: Tears Of A Saint #FPL 18/19

The first of our Patreon Guest-Hosts, the mighty Dan Tiller, joins Tom and Ash in the studio in the absence of Australian Skateboarding Legend Craig Hazell. The usual reviewing and previewing occurs, and there’s a hell of a lot of love for a certain Chelsea Centre-Forward. There’s some serious Gameweek 12 Triple Captain discussion, some Dad Jokes from our guest host and a Christmas Quiz. Yes, a Christmas Quiz in November. God bless us, everyone.

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